Friday, May 22, 2009

Ode to a pubic hair

Before you think I'm off my nut and I'm actually a nut job. I'm not.. But then again that's what most mad people do.. Live in denial.. But really.. I'm perfectly sane ! This was after quite a bit of Vodka, and yaka insisted I put this up so she can laugh at me!

Scratch sratch
This is what you do
You make me itch
Even when I poo
Itch itch
Pubes this isn’t funny
Do you think I’m enjoying this
Do you take me for a dummy?

I know you protect my private bits
I know you stand be me
But nevertheless you make me itch
Yo u just wouldn’t let me be..

Haiyo my dear pubic hair
I’ll shave you off one day
You can itch and itch all you fucking want
That’s all I got to say

5 comments:

DeeCee said...

hehehe u guys! :D

Scrumpulicious said...

Lol! :)

blackexists said...

HELLO! you've been tagged ;)

http://blackexists.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/tagg-ded-on-peace/

Paparé Boy said...

Do you always talk to your pubic hair or is it just the vodka? :p

macadamia nut said...

lol ! no no.. it's the vodka talking ! ;)

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